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My espresso snob friends got a kick out of this one, and honestly, it's the perfect little jab for my work keys. The plastic feels solid and thick, not flimsy like most, and at 9cm it's got a nice chunky presence in my pocket. I've been getting compliments on it all week.

Finally a keyring that actually says what I’m thinking, and the espresso typo joke gets me every time. The plastic feels solid enough to survive being tossed in my bag with coins and lip balm, and it’s got a nice heft without being bulky.

The 9cm size is perfect for my car keys—big enough to spot in my bag but not bulky. Plastic feels sturdy, and the "It’s Espresso not Expresso" line gets a laugh from every coffee nerd I show it to.